The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to control yourself

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!