The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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he power to make mistakes

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!