- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

Liam Brudenell

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to not get shit dick

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to break a Nokia

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to touch your toes

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to make remotes invisible

Pointless Super Powers