The ability to talk to bacteria

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the ability to post here

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to see through air

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to be powerless

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I'm a giant di

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!