The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!