The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!