- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

he power to make mistakes

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to take edible shits.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to fly inside of airplanes

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

Pointless Super Powers