- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to fart on a plane.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to open doors with your bare hands

Pointless Super Powers