The power to not do it.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the ability to see through air

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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to do nothing

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!