The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to be missed when present.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!