- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to hear in the dark.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to die.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

the power to see everyone as a tree

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

Pointless Super Powers