The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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the power to turn into a tree

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!