The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!