No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!