- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The ability to die instantly

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to have gravity.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to shrink boobs

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

Pointless Super Powers