- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The ability to count to potato

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to throw fireballs only under water

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to have a V8

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!