- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to die on command.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to break bones at will.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to not care.

The power to plank

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

Pointless Super Powers