The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the power to morph into yourself

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to kill yourself.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to understand irony.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!