- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The power to stop existing.

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

the power to sleep through a prison rape

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The ability to see through insects.

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

he power to make mistakes

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to see through windows

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to get hurt without a break.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

Pointless Super Powers