the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to release the bogus

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!