- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to forget you have a super power.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to be powerless

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The ability to read the recaptcha images

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to take edible shits.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

the power to fart your way to the moon

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

Pointless Super Powers