the power to be invisible when sleep.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to get married

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The ability to control dairy products

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!