- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to pee while standing up

The power to fart on a plane.

Being able to fly in place.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The ability to sweat poop.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to fly if you are eating.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

Pointless Super Powers