- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

the power to be powerless

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to jump face first

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

the power to dislike this power

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to pee while standing up

Pointless Super Powers