The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to dislike this power

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The power.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to pee while standing up

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The ability to like this post

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The ability to die instantly

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!