The Power to Read really Small Words

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!