- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

A good Kisser

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to survive at absolute zero

The ability to die on command.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to plank

Pointless Super Powers