The Power to Power

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!