To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to make lipstick fly

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to die at will

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!