- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to have pointless superpowers

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

The power to waste money

the ability to see through air

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to be missed when present.

The power to fold paper seven times

the power to see stuff

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

Pointless Super Powers