the ability to invent cheese and toast

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!