The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to jump face first

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to pee while standing up

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!