The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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Acid tears.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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the power to get sick

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!