- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to turn any object into food

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

the power to see everyone as a tree

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

the power to be powerless

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

Pointless Super Powers