The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to like this power

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to like charlie

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Acid tears.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!