- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to die at will

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to get arrested

The power to climb up fallen trees

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to read terms and conditions

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

Pointless Super Powers