- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to state the obvious at will.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

the power to fail at life

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

the power to have a pointless superpower

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The power.

Pointless Super Powers