- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through glass

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The ability to have udders for nipples.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

Delayed Reaction Man

A good Kisser

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to not care.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

Pointless Super Powers