The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to die.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!