- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The ability to see through insects.

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to make it impossible to have powers

kabloooeeey!!!

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to reverse walk backwards.

hello

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to close your nose

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

Pointless Super Powers