The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to control mealworms

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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lol

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!