The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to display emotions at will

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!