- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

+85

The power to make yourself deaf.

+83

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

+83

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

+79

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

+79

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

+77

The power to see through glass walls.

+77

The power to disintegrate yourself

+75

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to become black!

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to understand irony.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.