The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!