- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

the power of being yourself

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to plank

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to push "pull" doors

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

the power to not have superpowers

The power to see even though you can already see.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

Pointless Super Powers