The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to not do it.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!