The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to eat bread

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to live.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to die from darting too hard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!