- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the ability to do absolutely nothing

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to hear in the dark.

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to eat your poop

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

the power to turn into a tree

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

Pointless Super Powers