- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to control mealworms

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to smell through your arse.

The power of being negative all the time.

Being able to fly in place.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

Pointless Super Powers