The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!