- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

the ability to die on command

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to make money disappear.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The ability to smell colors

Pointless Super Powers