- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to skip the Kripp.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to not get shit dick

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to release the bogus

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to be asleep while in bed

Pointless Super Powers