The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to scare female plants.

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

The power to die.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!