- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to divide by zero

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

hello

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to release the bogus

Pointless Super Powers