- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power of being negative all the time.

Being able to fly in place.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to like any show

The power to turn any object into food

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

Pointless Super Powers