The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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swear words -jesse

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to do nothing

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to bread toast!

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to become black!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!