The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!