- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit for 5 days

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

the power to become demented

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to poop whenever you want.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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Pointless Super Powers