The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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the power to not have superpowers

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!