The power to read the minds of rocks

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The ability to grow a third nostril.

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

The power to laugh in Japanese.

The power to have pointless superpowers

The power to go hibernate at winter.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to change your emotions at will.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

the power to eat people :D

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The power to eat nandos

The power to make pencils dull.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!