- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

the power to count from A to purple

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to do nothing with your life.

the power to eat with your butt

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power that will grant you no power.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The power to forget what your superpower is

Pointless Super Powers