The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to look like yourself

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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he power to make mistakes

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!