The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

the power to make bubles without soap

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power of being pointless

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to have a atomic fart

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

Power to give birth through your penis.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!