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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind
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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life
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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.
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The ability to abruptly end conversations.
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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.
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The power to run as fast as a snail.
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The ability to have udders for nipples.
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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...
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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.
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the ability to kill yourself... twice
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The power to die everytime you pee
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The power to be 6% fireproof
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Having the power of a normal human
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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.
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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.
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The ability to read the recaptcha images
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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents
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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.
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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.
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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison
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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.
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the power to find a needle in a haystack
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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.
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The power to murder rocks.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!