The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the power to eat bread

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to write on cellophane

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to see the present

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the power to write comic books

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to jump face first

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!