the power to fly while under water

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to eat food.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the power to count from A to purple

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!