the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power of self mind control

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to touch your toes

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Acid pee

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to lock open doors

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!